5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Tiger’s in the doghouse!’

America’s angriest columnist is angry:

Folks are making jokes right now about balls and holes and swinging and birdies but I can’t figure them because I never cared much for golf. It’s more like figure skating than a real sport, complete with bright colored outfits.

There’s no fighting or sweating or swearing and none of the players seem to be on crazy drugs.

When you win the big prize, it’s just a stupid green jacket like you’d see at J.C. Penny’s!

Plus they let ladies play golf, so that proves it must be stupid.

PLUS:

Ed Anger sure gets interesting letters…

Ed Anger get rid of the bat image from your web. It is not an American symbol of the white world and an eagle. The only reason you are trying to use a bat image is because you did not create it yourself. All the years of your tabloids show white gray and black imagery. You are not history of any bat. Your fat white world needs your own symbol of mouth open eating all the negativity you created from the years of your newspapers in the stores. That image is not a bat it is a fat white pig created from the bowels of America.