5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says: ‘White House? More like Open House!’

America’s angriest columnist is angry:

So it turns out the Secret Service let two uninvited crazies with A-rab names into a White House party!

Hell, Obama himself is a big phony in a fancy suit with an A-rab name who isn’t qualified to be in the White House, either. So you can’t blame the bodyguards for being mixed up about who belongs there!