5 Feet of Fury

The sun’s not even up yet, but my day has already been made

A Gandhi-following, peace-loving, free-spirited vegetarian who was adopted at birth has discovered the worst possible thing a son could find out about his father – his dad is Charles Manson. (…)

Roberts said he has his own bouts with schizophrenia, but other than that, the apple fell far from the tree.

“My hero is Gandhi,” Roberts said. “I’m an extremely non-violent, peaceful person and a vegetarian. I don’t even kill bugs. I’ve had long hair all my life.

Bwaa ha haaaa ha! Don’t worry, son: your hero was an asshole, too.