America’s angriest columnist writes:
So the Commies lost two out of three big votes last night!
The one in New Jersey wasn’t that big a deal. Who the hell couldn’t beat that homely, hairy, drunk driving millionaire governor, even in that Mafia-run, union thug swamp hole?
I like the new fat guy they picked, but they’re gonna have to make the doors of the mansion wider so he can fit through.
I hear he’s already put Pizza Hut on speed dial on the governor’s phone!