5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Don’t eat Fido!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

You know what’s coming next? They’re gonna ban your pets!

You think old Ed is crazy, but they’ve already banned smoking and french fries and guns and perfume and everything else! You think they won’t come for Lassie and Miss Mew too? And McDonalds will start selling Kitty Burgers and who knows where it will end?