5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Hands off Fox News!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

I wonder why the Communist in Chief can’t take time out from his disco dancing date nights to have beers in the backyard with a bunch of Fox News guys?

As long as they don’t let Glenn Beck anywhere near the booze, we’ll probably be ok. But I don’t want that guy anywhere near the red button that blows everything up. He might think it’s an M&M and try to eat it or something!