5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Bill Maher is a shot in the arm!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

If that stuff in the water helps your teeth, how come we still need dentists? To put the computer parts in your molars, that’s what!

For all we know, those vaccinations are putting little computer parts in our arms, too, so the tax man can always track us down. With a Communist in the White House, anything can happen.

The “right to bear arms” doesn’t mean “roll up your sleeves”! I won’t be your robot slave, Teleprompter Kid!