5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Al Gore is Al Girl!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

So it turns out the weather hasn’t got hotter in the last ten years after all.

After all these tofu-munching commie hippies tell us how to live, it turns out it was crap. Just like all their other ideas, from women’s lib to The Monkees.

We’re talking about geniuses who think it’s a smart idea to squeeze a rubber raft between giant whales and guys with spearguns. Next we’ll let the boys on “Jackass” fix the Middle East!

PLUS:

find out how you can break a world record this weekend when the anti-Al Gore movie “Not Evil, Just Wrong” debuts.