5 Feet of Fury

Rush Limbaugh to judge Miss America 2010!

Greta has the scoop:

The Miss America Organization (MAO) announced today that Rush Limbaugh has been named as one of the national judges for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, which will be held at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday, January 30 and broadcast live on TLC.

The Rush Limbaugh Program is in its 22nd year. Starting in 1988 on 56 radio stations and 256K listeners, the Rush Limbaugh Program continues its streak as the most listened to radio talk show in America, with nearly 600 radio stations and an audience of 20 million.

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In other words, the largely unwatched pageant will get its highest ratings in years, maybe ever. You heard it hear first.

Like I said: 

This will be a helluvaday on talk radio. Beck starts in 15 min.

And Paul Shanklin has 3 more hours to write and record a song…

Don’t even THINK about phoning me today…

Believe it or not, I’m drinking coffee out of my Rush Limbaugh Nobel Prize mug right now.