I thought you got that if you were that ET-looking diaper guy who sat around smiling all day, or got the stupid Irishmen to stop killing the stupider Irishmen for five minutes.
What Obama really needs is the Please Prize:
“Please stop hating us, A-rabs! Please like us, pre-vert Euros!”
Oh well, at least they didn’t give him the Book Prize. Cuz then he’d have to share it with his old hippie bomber friend who really wrote his books!
Then again, since that Nobel guy got rich inventing dynamite, that would’ve made more sense!