5 Feet of Fury

‘I guess if you don’t know who your daddy is you would need taxpayers to pay for it…’

Some of HotAir’s commenters really need their own blogs.

People: our only hope is a little kid in cornrows named Willie. Make sure no one throws a railroad tie at his head while he’s walking home from school, m’kay?

Exit question:

Can you imagine CNN putting a bunch of white kids on the air, singing about the wonders of George Bush’s Social Security reforms?