5 Feet of Fury

‘Am I the only one to have thought of ‘Mohammed’ Polanski?’

Asks a reader via email.

Frankly, yes.

I must be losing my touch…

He adds:

At 77 [Polanski’s] probably had most of the sex and drink he’s likely to have.

He should convert to Islam, cite the Hadith as precedent for his actions, and dare them to jail him.