5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says: ‘Lock up the pollock!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

They’re finally kicking that Romaine Pollockski out of Europe so we can lock him up!

I don’t know how many pollocks it takes to change a light bulb, but from the sounds of it, it only took one to change a little girl into his own personal sex doll! Maybe being practically a midget and all, that’s the only way Pollockski can get his dong dinged, but that don’t make it right!