America’s angriest columnist writes:
They’re finally kicking that Romaine Pollockski out of Europe so we can lock him up!
I don’t know how many pollocks it takes to change a light bulb, but from the sounds of it, it only took one to change a little girl into his own personal sex doll! Maybe being practically a midget and all, that’s the only way Pollockski can get his dong dinged, but that don’t make it right!
