America’s angriest columnist writes:
As far as I’m concerned, the real First Lady of the U. S. of A. is the other Michelle – Michelle Malkin!
If you don’t know, because you’re either a commie hippie or a dingbat, Miss Michelle is a famous lady writer who’s as smart as a kennel full of border collies but a hundred times prettier!
I buy all her books, even if they’re sometimes too hard for me to figure out all the way through.
I keep Miss Michelle’s books in the bathroom and read them a little bit at a time – or at a stretch, if my wife’s made her prize-winning prune whip again!
