5 Feet of Fury

‘Babies are evil and being pregnant is weird’

Picking up on one of my favorite themes…

Hey, I’m totally pro-life — just as long as it’s YOU.

“Final Girl” explains why so many of us TV-traumatized GenX females are deliberately child-free.

Like me, it all comes down to…

this poster, which I saw hanging outside the long-gone movie theater that stood next to the long-gone Barker’s department store. I was with my mom, and I was only very, very, very small, but this shit gave me some serious nightmares. Therefore, we can all blame the fact that my bloodline will NOT continue on one Mr. Larry Cohen.

Well, blame or give thanks. Whatevs.