America’s angriest columnist writes:
Why are Death Panels so hard to believe? We love our pets, but we still put ‘em down when they get too old and sick and stop being cute.
Now think about it:
Half the wives in America want their husbands dead, and vice versa! And who wouldn’t kill their bratty kids, if they knew they could get away with it?
Heck, I love my bloodhound more than my damn nephew with his pimples and Pac-Man!
So if the government makes killing legal, and it saves everybody money – you bet there’ll be Death Panels. They’ll give ‘em a nice name like the Community Inhalation Advisory Board, but it’ll be the same thing.
