5 Feet of Fury

Make the life of Canada’s Censor in Chief miserable — LAST DAY of our fundraiser/sale!

Canada’s Censor in Chief Jennifer Lynch has been traveling to other countries, first class, on my dime, giving speeches about how nasty people like me are picking on her.

(She even keeps an “enemies list” of our names!)

No, really: read these responses from two of Jennifer Lynch’s horrible tormentors, Mark Steyn and Ezra Levant. (You won’t be sorry…)

We might not be able to write brutal put-downs a la Steyn and Levant, but we can do our part to make Jennifer Lynch’s life even more miserable by wearing mean, mocking t-shirts with her name all over them!

All week, Alex at HollywoodLoser.com has donated $5 from every shirt sold to the Freedom Five legal defence fund.

(You can listen to his interview with Wendy Sullivan about the t-shirt contest, the ensuing “battle of the boobs” and more, at an all-new edition of the BrassBallsBoobsRadio podcast.)

That special offer ENDS at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!

So visit HollywoodLoser.com and pick up the t-shirt of your choice — FREE shipping across the U.S. and Canada.

Support freedom of speech in Canada, make my lawyer very happy — and piss off Jennifer Lynch!