5 Feet of Fury

See now, that’s yer problem right there

Exhibit A: “Dutch embrace Islamic name”

Exhibit B: “Sex lags behind bathroom vistits in Dutch survey”

First person to think up a good “Red Light District” joke related to Exhibit B wins… well, nothing. But try it anyhow.

PS: note that Exhibit B was posted at a “green” website. Wonder if they’re thrilled that (white) folks aren’t reproducing, or mad at all that toilet flushing.