5 Feet of Fury

Mark Steyn judging wet t-shirt contest. (UPDATED)

Oh, and buy a shirt, and make my lawyer happy.

It may be time for me to get in on this “thing.”

As I’m on a one-woman campaign to bring back the bullet bra (no, I’m not kidding — you get them here — NSFW if you made the mistake of listening to your guidance counsellor) I think I’ll “win.”

Maybe Arnie should charge up the camera.

UPDATE:

Once again, youth and beauty prove no match for superior engineering: