5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Obama admits government healthcare will be like the Post Office!’

American’s angriest columnist writes:

You just wait: under this Obamacare, we’re gonna have to stick special government stamps all over our butts if we want to get our hemorrhoids looked at! Just wait til you need a vasectomy!!

And then, when the heart surgeon’s had a really bad day, he’ll pick up an AK-47 and shoot up the emergency ward!