5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger forced to congratulate Bill Clinton!

America’s angriest columnist writes:

But here’s what I don’t understand: one of those lady reporters works for Al Gore, at his stupid TV channel nobody watches.

So why didn’t Gore, Mr. Nobel Peace Prize, go over to rescue his own employee himself?

Back in the good old days, Ross Perot paid out of his own pocket to get an old Special Forces colonel to rescue a couple of his workers from the crazy Iranians.

But Al Gore, even though he’s just as rich and powerful, couldn’t drag himself away from his open (environmentally friendly) fridge to do the same thing?