5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says: ‘Obama is planning a heist!’

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America’s angriest columnist:

Then they asked the Teleprompter Kid about some old professor friend of his who got arrested trying to break into his own house. Obama sure knows a lot of shifty characters!

Between that bomber Bill Ayers, all those tax cheats he hires, and now this Harvard lock-picker, Obama’s like George Clooney in Oceans Eleven, putting together a gang for a heist!

This professor even has a crook’s nickname: “Skip.” Must be because he skips his meds a lot, from the looks of things!