Wicca is crap, the Inquisition wasn’t so bad, you’re a moron, etc etc

This Top Ten List sounds like a transcription of me at the average cocktail party. I should just print off a hundred copies for next time.

PS: Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings?

Another liberal hoax! Shocking, I know.

Mark my words:

One day we’ll find out the Scotsboro Boys did it.

Seriously: did the Triangle Shirtwaist factory even really burn down? I’m starting to wonder.