5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘I hate White House hypocrites!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

It’s bad enough the Teleprompter Kid put a tax cheat in charge of our money, and the guy who’s next in line for President is the one who’s brain dead!

Now I see that the new Surgeon General, who’s gonna tell us all to be healthy, is FAT!

This Regina Benjamin woman is really chunky, but from now on she’ll be on our TVs, telling the rest of us to exercise!

Maybe this is what they mean by having “a government that looks like America.” I’m pretty sure I see this same broad ordering extra fries at Popeye’s drive-through twice a week.