Whoopi Goldberg questions moon landings — “I’m just saying…”
Conspiracy theories are History for stupid people. Guys: if “fire can’t melt steel,” then thousands of men in my hometown were getting paid big bucks to do dick-all for forty years. (Conspiracy!!)
UPDATE: My co-defendant writes...
I do know for a fact that all Jews in the area were notified to stay off of the moon.
