In America, the President violates the Constitution, or maybe his very own laws against sexual harrassment in the workplace.
In England, two MPs dress up in ladies’ undies or something.
In Canada, our political scandals are stuff like “I left some files on a coffee table.” (You think I’m kidding.)
Now there’s a new one. Here’s all I have to say.
What if Harper secretly pocketed the body of Christ with the intention of cloning it? He could be building AN ARMY OF JESUSES.