America’s angriest columnist bemoans the wimpifications of the nation:
Can you imagine George Washington demanding free dentures from the government?
Or Ben Franklin wanting a grant to develop his electric kite? Or Dolley Madison getting workers’ compensation for pricking her finger?
The Founding Fathers didn’t write about “life, liberty and the pursuit of free stuff”!
Tomorrow I want you all to go to one of the thousand tea parties going on across this great nation. Instead of a white flag of surrender, stick a Depends diaper on a stick as a symbol of your outrage about where this country is going.