Ed Anger says, ‘Let’s invade Argentina!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

It’s bad enough Governor Sanford told a bunch of lies, disappeared for a week, then got caught with his pants down around the Panama Canal. I guess “hiking up the Appalachian Trail” means something different when he says it…

Then it turns out old Bill Clinton was in this Argentina place at exactly the same time, hanging out at some strip club.

I don’t see the point of getting to be a two-term President of the United States of America if you still have to pay to get your jollies at the Pussycat Peeler Bar & Organ Emporium.

And why a foreign strip club? I’ve heard of “free trade” but this is ridiculous.