5 Feet of Fury

Sarah Palin battles Zombie Ayn Rand!

Summoned by a voodoo spell performed by Ron Paul, Ms Rand emerges from her money-sign-bedecked grave. Her skin as green as the currency she so loved.

“MUST… CRUSH…. FEDERAL RESERVE…. EAT… BRAINS….”

And only one woman can stop her…

(Via God! Girls! Guns! Pie!)