5 Feet of Fury

Mark Sanford, Bill Clinton in Argentina at the same time for sex stuff?

From our bulging “I’ve been married to a communist, and I’ve been married to a capitalist, and neither one of them would take out the garbage” files…

Today we learned that Governor Mark Sanford was having an affair with a woman in Argentina. He’s since resigned.

Earlier today, the gossip blogs were reporting that former President Bill Clinton was in Argentina at the same time, visiting strip clubs.  (Photos are not safe for work)…

Bill Clinton allegedly paid $1000 to close the VIP areas to have a private “baile hot” (strip show) by Andrea Rincon. The chick in question reported to the Argentine Press that she received US$1000, which converts to roughly 3700 Argentine pesos (…)

Bill Clinton was on a private visit to Argentina on behalf of his non-profit, Clinton Global Initiative. Which country will he hit next?! Strippers, prostitutes & high end escorts anxiously await the news!