5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Obama should be grounded!’

America’s angriest columnist is furious at Tony Hawk, too:

Back in my day, if you’d seen a forty year old man wearing running shoes and riding a skateboard all day, he would’ve been the retard fella who lived with his grandma and swept up the hair at the barbershop — not a damn millionaire!

What next? Ed Hardy drawing tattoos on the Lincoln Memorial? A basketball hoop on the Washington Monument?