5 Feet of Fury

‘Red Dawn’ remake vomit alert!

RightWingTrash has the scoop:

Word has it that the script is getting a rewrite from Tony Gilroy—screenwriter of the Jason Bourne films and Michael Clayton. This mostly means that we’re now likely to see our brave American freedom fighters getting waterboarded by the enemy occupiers, therefore teaching everyone an important lesson about moral relativism. Also, you can be sure that rich white American businessmen will somehow be behind the invasion of our country…