5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Obama owes me a new TV!’

Ed Anger writes:

It’s bad enough Obama made me get rid of my old TV, when the government switched everybody over to some fancy new system last Friday.

They were supposed to send me a check to cover a new one, but it got lost in the mail.

(I guess when the government runs the hospitals like they run the post office and the check-sending-out, they’ll lose my new kidney, too.)

Luckily I bought a new plasmatic TV beforehand. (…)

But the Teleprompter Kid is on TV so damn much that HIS FACE IS BURNED INTO MY TV SCREEN!