5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Gitmo guys sent to Palau paradise!’

America’s angriest columnist writes:

What’s funny is that lots of movie stars have a second or third house in Palau. Sticking them with these trigger happy Muslims seemed like the kind of thing Bush would’ve done! Ha ha!!

I bet Michael Douglas isn’t too happy about having these nasty foreigners ogling his wife, even though he and his movie star friends kept telling Bush to close Gitmo.

Or maybe these Hollywood-ers can do what they always do with folks who aren’t white and don’t speak English, and just hire the Muslims to clean their swimming pools.