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Ed Anger says, ‘Megan Fox needs to shut up!’

June 10, 2009 By admin

America’s Angriest Columnist writes:

I hear that Megan Fox has a bunch of tattoos in some Chinese language but she doesn’t even know what they mean! That sounds pretty “white trash” to me! I bet the tattoos say, “Isn’t it funny what round eyes will fall for?”

If Hollywood had any sense, they’d make a movie about “white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America” giant robots! Hell, instead of giant robots they could be monster trucks, and their Bibles could turn into bombs!

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