Until a longtime reader sent me an e-card! Aw, you guuuuuuuuyyyyyyzzzzzz…
It scares me to think that I’m only a few years younger than Susan Boyle (God love her). It scares me to think that my favorite punk albums are now more than 30 years old. (I still wear my old Chucks sometimes, but only around the house; I don’t need young whippersnappers pointing and laughing at me…)
I blame my wrinkles and grey hair on The Guy Who Is Suing Us (can I get sued for saying that, too?). If we win costs, I’m calling a plastic surgeon, first thing. Dude owes me a whole new ****in’ head…
Oh well. Here’s to another, er, interesting year. Thanks to all my readers for making the last one bearable!
