5 Feet of Fury

Toronto Star columnist Antonia Zerbisias wants someone to shoot Michelle Malkin

Zerb, aka “The Daily Cougar” demonstrates her patented liberal-lefty compassion, tolerance and opposition to violence against women!

Take a look at some of the views coming from Antonia Zerbisias, columnist for the Toronto Star’s Living section. Zerbisias, posted on her Twitter site she wished renown conservative Michelle Malkin were shot.

“Forget the Marxists. I wish the marksmen would take @MichelleMalkin. I’m thinking Dick Cheney. He’s such a great shot,” Zerbisias wrote on the social-networking site Twitter.

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin responds:

Zerbisias lives and works in Canada, where they put critics of sharia law on trial  for hate speech.

But you know, this is just good humor.

Zerbisias lamely tried to cover her backside by arguing that she meant that she wished that I didn’t get hit because Cheney is a bad shot.

See, “I wish the marksmen would take @MichelleMalkin” really means the opposite of what she wrote!

Yeah. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot there, Antonia Z. The point is that Cheney hit a person instead of the quail. And that’s exactly what you meant.

Note: Zerb’s Twitter profile pic isn’t of her. It’s a head shot of old time movie star Verna Lisi. And really: can you blame her? Some old boyfriend probably told her she looked like that about 30 years ago, and she’s been clinging to it ever since.

No husband. No kids. A closet full of shoes. Martinis with the girls, then goes home alone. You know the type. Sad, really…

UPDATE: click for Kate’s funny illustration!

Kate adds:

Ignoring Zerb is like ignoring Helen Thomas. Someday she’ll be dead and you’ll regret having missed out.

Now, some idiot will exclaim, “Hey! That’s a death threat too!”

I’m not sure I’d say “too.” After all, Kate’s a way better shot than Cheney: