People like The Binks, who writes:
Steyn’s open secret is his wit & turn of phrase, taking difficult or distressing matters and laying them out simply and engagingly. Like an artist, Mark Steyn depicts and delights, but never falls into the easy temptation of ranting. He reminds this reader of a bewigged character, (perhaps from the Nelsonian navy), saying of his opponents “I say, those beggars seem to be trying to kills us. What rotters. Shall we have at them?” The rollicking results always satisfy.
If you order via his site, he’ll even scribble some hateful and flagrantly islamophobic something or other on it for you.
And I can bask in the fact that I know a Mark Steyn related secret that 99% of you don’t know. You will find out soon enough. There will be awesome-ness next month, but that’s all I’m allowed to say right now.