5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says: ‘I’ve got pirate-phobia!’

Ed Anger writes about the surviving pirate:

First, he’ll complain that the Navy didn’t read him his rights in whatever language they speak in Oongaboongaland.

Then some famous lawyer will take his case and say the poor guy was driven to a life of crime because he came from a broken home – his father only had TWO wives!