5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Obama is the Candy Corn president’

At least Obama didn’t give the Queen those talking book versions of his two autobiographies – I’m not sure she’d like hearing Obama his own self, reciting lines like “So then we snorted a few lines and went cruising for chicks…”

What next? Is Obama gonna give the President of Russia a McDonald’s gift certificate? If the Obamas lived in your neighborhood, they’d be the house that gives out Candy Corn at Halloween.