5 Feet of Fury

‘Why do sex scandals keep happening at Oprah’s school in South Africa?’

I figure it would be wiser for me to let HillBuzz answer their own question; after all, they’re gay Dems so they get to say pretty much whatever:

Being Oprah, the intent was most likely eating a large amount of candy, and the school itself is some sort of elaborate Rube Goldberg scheme to do just that, the intricacies of which we couldn’t begin to fathom, but surely involve gooey marshmallow centers at some point down the line.