“Schock has made a marked impression on my generation’s zeitgeist”
is not the sort of sentence anybody should be getting paid to write.
Second: in the Rock-Paper-Scissors of “hotness”, “guitar” beats “abs”.
Abs come and abs go. Guitar is forever.
Also? “Talking pretty”:
And a frankly shocking familiarity with the expression “safe word”…
Right now, John McCain should be saying,
“Phew, thank God my wife brought home that surprise Vietnamese orphan or all my kids would be stupid!!”