“Schock has made a marked impression on my generation’s zeitgeist”
is not the sort of sentence anybody should be getting paid to write.
Second: in the Rock-Paper-Scissors of “hotness”, “guitar” beats “abs”.
Abs come and abs go. Guitar is forever.
Also? “Talking pretty”:
And a frankly shocking familiarity with the expression “safe word”…
PS: Catholic.
Right now, John McCain should be saying,
“Phew, thank God my wife brought home that surprise Vietnamese orphan or all my kids would be stupid!!”
