5 Feet of Fury

‘A Newly Conservative Lesbian with Really Big Breasts’

Hey, that’s what she calls herself, at least in the email she just sent introducing herself.

She wants to know “Why Can’t I Own Canadians?”

Her commenters helpfully debunk that stupid-yet-heavily-emailed “Letter to Dr. Laura” thing they stole and used on The West Wing, that takes a bunch of Old Testament verses (see if this sounds familiar) out of context and throws them together to sound as absurd as possible.