5 Feet of Fury

“I swear, half the people in Baltimore must be bent…”

If it’s Friday, it must be time for The Straight Dope:

I have notes here from residents of that city who want to know (among other things) how to get a job as a gigolo, the world’s record for ejaculation volume, and who invented fellatio.  Journalism school doesn’t adequately prepare you to cover these topics…