Your hip replacement will just have to wait a little longer — the doctor’s got an email to send!

‘Free’ ‘health’ ‘care’ crisis? What crisis?

Why, Canada’s overworked and underpaid physicians are highly educated, dedicated professionals, who spend their every waking hour surfing weblogs and sending personal emails from their work accounts using hospital computers saving lives and doing research and stuff like that:

Dear Five Feet of Fury,

Your website is a disgrace. What a cauldron of intolerance, prejudice
and stupidity. I hope I never stumble over it again.

[NAME RELUCTANTLY REDACTED] MD FRCPC
Division of General Medicine
[NAME OF MAJOR ONTARIO CITY RELUCTANLY REDACTED] Hospital, General Campus