5 Feet of Fury

There’s a “Warren Kinsella” joke in here somewhere

Awwww!

Chinese-woman-turns-out-to-be-even-worse-driver-than-you-would-have-expected “news” story turns out to be hoax.

Communist authorities looking for reporter named “Jason Brair”, who’ll be missing a kidney by this time next week.

Oh heck, turns out the reporter was based in Shanghai. My bad. A shame he’s not a British Fleet Street expat or he’d actually be looking forward to that caning…