5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Bobby Jindal is a robot from the future!’

Ed Anger writes:

Bobby Jindal says he’s from Crapistan or one of those hellholes, but do we know that for sure? Maybe he’s really a Terminator from the future, except instead of laser beams, he can kill you just by talking.

At least that Cheney robot we had for eight years didn’t go on TV and bore you to death, and that Romney one’s programmed to smile once in a while.

PLUS: Jindal’s pact with Satan now in jeopardy?!?