5 Feet of Fury

So what if MY kid’s allergic to dogs, huh? (bumped, with update)

Using my magical senses, I detect another sudden increase in kids having peanut allergies…

Be neurotic, get a free dog! Genius.

UPDATE:

My question is, what would happen if the peanut allergy child and her dog wanted to take a taxi, and an observant Muslim driver refused to take them in the car?