My fellow red, white and blue Americans, this is our chance to finally reenact the great Boston Tea Party! When April rolls around, everybody fill in their tax form the Democrat way: under ‘Occupation’, just write ‘Obama Cabinet Guy’, then put zeros everywhere else. When the IRS shows up, lock them in your laundry room.
They waste all our money on cucumber condoms in kindergarten anyway. Heck, I’m getting myself a tri-corn hat right now! Join the rebellion or your name is ‘Benedict Arnold Rosenberg’!
